Congratulations!
You Have Just Found Out The Secret Super Competition Of Our Website!
The character of this
biography, absolutely uninterested in this section, has decided, at his
partners' insistence to contribute with something, to award those few
people who could drop in here with FIVE (5) items of his esteemed Avengers
collection, kept in a locker in For(ge)t (Me) Knox, that is to say:
1 Beta Version
of the never released game of The New Avengers for Coleco Vision.
2 First generation
Cybernaut reprogrammed for kitchen work (specially to prepare barbecues
and pizza dough).
3 Unreleased
cover of "Kinky Boots" recorded by Peter, Paul and Mary, remixed
by DJ Dan Fogelberg.
4 Leftovers
from the soup Tara cooked in "The Interrogators" (with conservants
suggested by Brian Clemens), along with the recipe redone by Soup Master
Paul Newman.
5 A collection
of erotic short stories written by Ian Ogilvy during the shooting of "They
Keep Killing Steed," under the influence of adulterated hydrogen
peroxide.
You want more? If
you succeed in the competition in the first 25 months (non-Spanish speakers
reading this for the first time by late January 2002, have *only* 18 months)
you'll acquire a compilation CD of Sweet Baby David, world's best James
Taylor tribute band, and Joanna Lumley's favorite. Plus, as a bonus CD
track, you'll be able to find HoaxBuster 1.05, a powerful tool that will
tell you if you're getting e-mails from the real Peter Wyngarde, amongst
other celebrities, or from annoying impostors.
As you see, this is
a pack for which Dave Rogers would give his taste buds.
All you have to do
is to try some Indonesian search engine (downloading, if necessary, some
language conversoryour browser will prompt you to do so) and search
the name of the individual this page is dedicated to. Among the retrieved
results is the right person's site, who will reward the winner with all
the goodies above mentioned.
To make the contest
even easier, apart from adding a mirror site in Beirut, you have the following
information to refine your search: "Pasó hace poco la barrera
de los 20" ("He broke the 20 years old barrier not too long
ago"Actually he's getting closer to 21 nowadays) and "Estudia
Ciencias De La Comunicación" ("He studies Communication
Science").
Of course, may you
have great success with your search (good luck is only for ordinary people).
Disclaimer:
The author's email is not available, as he thinks the help given is enough.
Besides, he is too busy exchanging epistolary correspondence with David
Hasselhoff and Stimpson J. Cat, aka Stimpy.
|